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I'm retired, bald, and overweight. I don'ton the table and engaging in long telephone
have a problem getting dates and repeat datesconversations when it rings is a good way not
with women half my age and sometimes muchto get a second date. Bragging how good you
younger than I am. I live in Las Vegas, andare at your job and what a wonderful guy you
I'm referring to ladies like waitresses,happen to be are good ways not get as second
receptionists, show girls, and tourist girls.date. Bragging about your numerous girl
I'm white, but when it comes to women I'mfriends will assure you of not getting a
color blind. I have no trouble getting datessecond  date.
with blacks, whites, or whatever. I may not
be an absolute expert, but I do understand aShowing off expensive jewelry and indicating
great  deal  about  women.you are very wealthy will not get you very
far with a serious woman. Whining and
I grew up in a household of grandmothers,complaining about politics and whatever will
mother, sisters, aunts, and older and youngernot get you very far with a woman either.
female cousins. They thought racist andComplaining to the management about poor
bathroom stories were hilarious. They couldservice and talking down to serving staff is
take a joke too. There was no father or othera good way to kill a relationship before it
males  in  my  youthful  years.even gets started. Picking your nose or
picking at scabs is an absolute turn off for
Being the only male in my family, I got lotsmost women. Even if your dates smokes,
of attention. I was always the cousin wholighting up a Cuban stogie or lighting up a
got the extra piece of cake. My wife haspipe is an absolute killer. Telling a woman
passed on. We had three daughters. I have ahow sexy she is and that you want to get in
wonderful relationship with them.. Womenbed with her will turn most women off right
bring a great joy into my existence. I can'tat the start of a relationship and a good way
imagine a life without them. My backgroundto assure yourself of no second date. Putting
gives me an edge on most males, because Iyour hands where they are not suppose to be
understand a great deal of just how womenis a killer too. Talking about your health
think.problems or your dietary quirks is a first
date  killer  too.
There are some things that a woman will not
put up with that can ruin a relationship onI've had a close relationship with women all
the first or second date. Dressing sloppy ormy life, and I fully realize I don't have all
dressing too casual on a first date will turnthe answers. I realize that being old, ugly,
a woman off. A woman takes a lot of effortand fat will turn most women off upon initial
to look her best, and she expects her date tocontact. I also know these obstacles can be
meet her at least half way. It's rude to beover come if a women is treated just right
late without a valid excuse and women arewhen meeting a man for the first time. I
turned off by it. Losing your wallet anddon't have a clue of some of the things that
asking a date to pay for drinks and dinner isgo on in a female's mind. It takes another
a real turn off. Laying your cell phone downwoman to know all these things.



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