The Adventures of Jess - The Kai Tak Airport Bonfire Incident

During the seventies, Jess developed an unfortunateAmerican outfit. His ensemble looked a little outlandish
taste for racy jackets. He deeply embarrassed us allbut he would likely not have attracted much attention,
one afternoon by appearing at the Yacht Club in ahad he not decided to stow his pipe in his jacket
striped seersucker affair, looking like Bertie Wooster.pocket without first ensuring the embers were fully
Usually he opted for quiet business suits orextinguished.
understated navy blue blazers with Naval brassI arrived by taxi at the entrance to the arrivals hall, to
buttons, looking every inch the reserved Englishfind Jess doing what can only be described as a war
gentleman he actually was.dance around a smoldering heap of evil smelling
Now and then, however, he would experience anorange colored animal pelt, stamping on the smoking
aberration of some sort and unleash himself on usheap and slapping it with the singed remains of a
dressed in what can only be described as his 'mid lifetweed trilby, assisted by Airport Security and a
crisis wardrobe.' Inspired by an episode of Theselection of passengers from the incoming Pan Am
Persuaders he had seen recently, Jess turned up atflight.
Kai Tak Airport dressed in a bright orange suedeHis hair was standing on end as he had obviously
jacket, smoking a pipe which he waved about,ripped off his trilby in some agitation when he finally
spraying lighted ash everywhere. He was supposed tonoticed he was on fire. The ends of his trousers had
be meeting my mother, who was to arrive on ancaught alight in his effort to trample the flames coming
American flight from San Francisco.from his jacket and were now frayed and charred. I
The jacket was teamed with a pair of very dodgyimmediately collapsed with laughter which started Jess
looking stretch slacks and then finished off with one oflaughing too. The four security guards who were now
those ghastly cowboy buckled belts with an Indianengaged in gathering up the remains of Jess's outfit did
head on the front, and a string leather tie with a silvernot see the funny side of the incident and stomped off
slider. The hat he wore was a tweed trilby, the mostin a cloud of smoke and flying ash, muttering something
ridiculous accessory to wear with a fundamentallyuncomplimentary in Cantonese.