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Hello World~My name is Donna aka Beadseller.Ihospital.I am still undergoing treatment and
started browsing the internet with my serviceunder my doctor's care. I don't think that my
provider, Prodigy... about 10 or so yearsneck will ever be the same. My right shoulder
ago... no...not before the dinosaurs roamedstill hurts. I require an operation on my
the earth! *geez*Back then, the internet wasright knee. Fifty now feels more like
limited in what it had to offer. I would alsoseventy!The accident put a halt to website
like to mention that every page openedwork. I couldn't sit for very long without
instantly. I used the internet as a venue forsevere pain. My lower back and neck were
research. I still use it for research, buthurting all the time. I would wake up at
more for shopping and selling.Hey! Don'ttimes with very little feeling in my arms or
laugh... I had an Adam Computer too!legs. I was not fairing well at all!In mid
*humpf*In mid January 2005, I foundJuly, I once again returned to working
Overstock... not by chance mind you. A deardiligently on the site. I was determined to
friend of mine had tried for months to talkget it up and running before August 1st.NOTE:
me into trying Overstock. Beadwitched. Was IDetermination does not necessarily mean one
being stubborn? Naaa...I had a store on eBayis going to accomplish what one sets out to
and wanted to finish out the month before Iaccomplish!I still needed to install a
took the leap... besides, eBay's fees were onshopping cart. I chose Paypal. This required
the rise and I was on the run.It'smore reading and more research... some more
January.... I would love to say that I sellreading and research... some crying... and
more than I buy, however, that doesn't seemmore reading and more crying and more
to be the case. So there I was, sitting onresearch... The word PAL in Paypal has
over $20,000 worth of beads and beadingnothing to do with the setting up of its
supplies selling them at about $2 per pack onshopping cart! I was becoming more and more
Overstock... not taking into considerationfrustrated... but again.... I forged
the listing fees or the paypal fees....makingahead.After much deliberation and many failed
about 20 cents per pack. WOW.... Talk about aattempts.... I finally weeded through the
get rich quick scheme!I started listing evenpoorly written instructions and managed to
more... still not adjusting my prices... thatget the cart to work... on ONE item. WOW....
was what people wanted to pay... so eitheronly about 1,000 more to go! *HA* After
make the nickel or not.... January reapedreading and researching this phenomena, I
just over $500 in sales... February jumped torealized that I had used the wrong cart set
$1,500... March jumped even further...up and somehow managed to hook up over 100
$2,400... April hit an all time $3K initems in much the same fashion. WRONG!So...
sales....Then I joined the buySAFE bondingafter crying some more and relieving my scalp
service. I thought that since I had so manyof a few swatches of hair, I once again
valued customers, I would return some of thatforged ahead. I re-programmed all of the
value to them and bond my products.wrong items with what I hoped was the
Fortunately.... the service was free throughcorrected shopping cart programming.ALAS! Low
September 2005. But it did NOTHING...and behold... they were working! WOOOOO
absolutely NOTHING for my sales!In reality...HOOOOO!
my sales plummeted! By the end of May... IHalleluia...Halleluia...Halleluia...Halleluia
felt doomed! I picked up two new...Hall... leeee...eeee...eeee...Luuuu...ia~
customers.... and heard barely a dribble from
the rest.... my sales for May were a whoppingThank you... please... don't applaud... what
$382! Where did all my customers go?!?!? WhatI really need you to do is THROW MONEY!Now I
was I doing wrong?!?!?With all this inwas cruising... hooking up each and every
mind... back in March of this year, I decidedindividual item to this shopping cart
to give my own ecommerce site a try. Don'tcontraption... MY PAL... my buddy... my GOD!
get me wrong... at first I thought it wasI sent out my mass mailing to almost 350 of
merely a pipe dream. After all.... I paid formy regular customers announcing the GRAND
three years of webhosting back in March andOPENING OF... BEADSELLER on August 18, 2005.
it took until the middle of August to finallyFREE SHIPPING offered to the first 10
have a website up and running!In February,completed orders!I picked this particular day
2005, I started out with shopping around toto open because first... it was the soonest I
find the least expensive hosting site. Alas,could get the site done... and second... it
I found Ace-host.net with 5,000 MB of Diskhappened to be my son's 29th birthday and I
Space, 50 GB Monthly Bandwidth, (which haswanted the date to be something I would
been expanded to 100 GB), Unlimited MySQLremember.Here I am open for business...
Databases, eMail Accounts, FTP Accounts,sitting at my computer... email open...
Sub-Domains, and a Static IP Addresssitting... watching... sitting...
included. All for only $139.50 for threewatching.... watching... sitting...
years.If you asked me to explain the above,NOTHING.Three days go by.... still...NOTHING.
all I would say is, I haven't a clue what anyI feel a distinctive sinking feeling in the
of that really means, but I can tell you thatpit of my stomach... or maybe this feeling
my site never crashes. *laughing*Next camecame from the fact that I had not moved from
the HTML HELL. The last time I actually wrotemy chair in three days! Finally... on the
any HTML was about 8 years ago, when HTML wasfourth day... a sale!!! I might add... the
just that.... HTML. Nothing fancy. Actually,shipping on this sale cost me almost as much
it was pretty easy to learn. I was selfas what was purchased! Well... not making
taught then but the book was ohhhhhh so muchmoney is why I do this right? *HA*Day Five...
thinner than the newer models!So, I read andstill NOTHING... then it occurs to me...
researched and read and researched and readhmm... maybe I should review my html and see
some more. I didn't get very far when Iwhether I bothered to enter any keywords and
decided to see just what having someone elsemeta stuff.... NOTHING... *waaaaaa*So... I
create this monster would cost! Needless tostart researching again... and
say, I proceeded again with reading andreading...researching and reading again...
researching and alas....learning everything Iwhich brings me to this blog... Top Ten What?
could to find a way to produce my ownWeb Site Submission....There are very few
site.Well...If you haven't looked...my siteplaces that allow you to submit your website
is BEADSELLER. I purchased a template for $49for FREE! One place I did manage to find was
and proceeded from there. What I didn't knowSUBMIT EXPRESS. Keep in mind...it is VERY
when I purchased the template was that it wasTRUE that NOTHING is FREE! But at least their
not written in language compatible with myrequired link was not nearly as unsightly as
host. So, I managed to extract what I couldsome!One of the things I have been reading
from it, mainly the pretty pink bars, andabout and found to be VERY TRUE.... unless
forged ahead with creating my store.Creatingyou pay for the service to submit your
a webstore really wasn't that bad... NOT!!!site... don't expect to have much traffic!
It was a NIGHTMARE! But again... I forgedWhich in turn means... yet another NOT RICH
ahead. Sometime in late March I realized thatQUICK scheme!Yahoo will let you submit an url
I had far more products than I really wantedfor free... but to be listed in their
considering that each product had to have itsdirectory... if I remember correctly... a
own product number and be listedmere $299 a year.... WOW... only $299 a
individually.Needless to say, prior to thisyear?!?!?!? Even MSN let me submit my site
endeavor I had considered expanding on myfor FREE! And being penny poor..... who needs
product line, but reconsidered. Looking atto pay for the misery of increasing one's
the walls of drawers of beads, I shouldsales!?!? If I had the money....if I won the
probably try to sell what I have before Ilottery... if I were independently
drive myself out of shop/office andwealthy.... ifa.... woulda.... coulda...
HOME!Speaking of Late March.... Well... after*UGHHHH*Not all is lost though.One of the
working with the same attorney for 7 years...most interesting and fun things I happened
she called me into her office to say thatupon were WebRings. WOW... these are
things were just not working out. WHAT?!?fantastic resources. You see... after all the
What does that mean???? How could it possiblyreading and research... everyone selling the
take someone SEVEN YEARS to decide thatwebsite submission service tells you that the
THINGS ARE JUST NOT WORKING OUT?!?!? Youmore places you are linked to, the more you
would think that if things were JUST NOTmove up in rank. Well.... while reviewing all
WORKING OUT... that would have happenedof the webrings.... I forgot the rank issue
say... WEEK ONE!This could not have happenedand became extremely interested in the fact
at a worse time! I had just taken out athat there are literally a gillion WebRings!
mortgage on my home two months before so II was amazed with all of the RINGS that
could purchase beads and beading supplies!actually revolved around what I sell and what
The beads and beading supplies were and areI love.... BEADS and ARTISAN JEWELRY! WOOO
still sitting here staring at me!Back to theHOOO!So... even if I don't sell much... I
store... so... I worked diligently, day andhave found that there are literally thousands
night trying to create my webstore. I wouldof others out there in cyberspace who have
complete umteen pages and then notice that Ihuge shoulders available to cry upon. Gotta
didn't correct the font color on the previouslove those webring heroes and heroins!Well...
10 or so pages. So...that's quite enough for now.... if you should
edit...edit...edit....Then while on my way tobe reading this and happen to buy beads and
a special employment seminar, June 2, 2005,beading  supplies....  give  me  a  try.
some crazy driver plowed into the side of my
car, 2002 Hyundai Elantra. I was sitting inBeadseller... That's me!Hi~ I'm Donna aka
the passenger seat that fateful day and sheBeadseller~ I have been working with beads
hit directly behind my seat and continuedand jewelry making supplies for nearly 20
until she managed to take out the rearyears. It took me that long to finally open
axle.What was she thinking??? Or bettermy own ecommerce store. In my free time I
still... what was she on??? Three days later,like to write about some of the things I have
GEICO completed the estimate of damageslearned since opening my store. Hope you
totaling over $4,000. I didn't even see theenjoy my schpeal on Search Engines.
damages as I was taken by ambulance to the



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