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Make Windows XP Run Faster!

A friend told me: "My computer startup seemsyour disk for errors. When the scan is
to be taking a long time. And when the hardcomplete, click the Defragment Now button to
disk finally stops churning, everything justrun the defrag, which reorganizes your hard
seems slower than when it was new. Can youdisk so Windows can find and access files
suggest any maintenance tips to reduce themore efficiently. (It's highly recommended
startup time and make Windows run faster?"Ithat you close all running programs and
have this theory that sludge builds up insidedisable your screen saver before running a
a computer over time, much like an automobiledefrag. Otherwise, updates to your files may
engine. After a while, it doesn't start righttrigger defrag to restart endlessly.)Okay,
up like when it was new, it stallsNow Take a Breath...We're more than half-way
unexpectedly, and performance is sluggish ondone with the process of cleaning the junk
the (information) highway. Is there somethingout of your computer. The rest of the steps
like engine cleaner we can pour into ourmay seem a little more geeky, and you can
personal computer to restore that "like new"skip any or all of them if you don't feel
performance? Actually, yes!Cyber Sludgecomfortable digging a little deeper into the
RemoverHere's my special recipe to clean thatworkings of the Windows operating system. But
icky goo out of your computer's pipes, sothere is definitely bang for the buck here.
Windows will start quicker, run moreSome of peskiest Windows performance problems
reliably, and go faster on thecan be solved by giving attention to these
info-superhighway.INGREDIENTS:areas.Slim Your Startup SelectionsThere are
certain programs that Windows will start
1  tbsp  Windows  Updatesevery time you boot up your system, and
during the startup phase, they're all
2  cups  Virus/Malware  removerjockeying for a slice of your CPU. Extra or
unwanted items in the startup list will
3  lbs  Software  Cleanup  powderdefintely increase your startup time, perhaps
by several minutes. To manage the list of
2  tbsp  Hard  Disk  Scrubberstartup programs, click on Start / Run, then
type MSCONFIG. Press Enter, then select the
1  slice  DefragStartup tab. If you see items in the list you
know you don't need to run at startup time,
1  tsp  Startup  WeederUNcheck the box(es) next to them and press
Apply. Some common examples are things
1/2  cup  Registry  Shavingsrelated to AOL, RealPlayer, Napster, instant
messengers, and video managers. If you're not
2  cups  Virtual  Memory  Sanitizersure about an item, no big deal. You can turn
it off, restart your PC, and see if
1  Extraneous  Services  RemoverDIRECTIONS:everything seems to work. If not, you can
always go back and re-enable an item in the
Mix all ingredients together in large bowl.Startup list. This helpful list may help you
Sprinkle over monitor, keyboard and systemdecide what to keep or drop.Clean Your
unit. Click to restart.If only it was soRegistryThe REGCLEAN utility from Microsoft
easy! But actually, it's not so hard to takecleans your system registry of unnecessary
action on those items I listed above. Here'sentries that are created when you install or
the scoop on how to implement each step.Applyremove programs on your computer. Sometimes
Windows UpdatesIf you run Windows and you usean "orphaned" registry entry can confuse
the Internet, you simply MUST stay up to dateWindows during startup and cause a delay. And
with the system patches that come out inin general, slimming down your registry will
response to the privacy and security exploitsmake Windows run faster. You can download
that are discovered every week. Failure to doREGCLEAN here. Note: This program is no
so is an open invitation to hackers andlonger officially supported by Microsoft, but
crackers to invade your privacy and enslavemany users report that it works fine on
your computer in a spam spewing network. ToWindows XP systems. You can also try
get the latest fixes and configure yourRegSeeker which is a highly rated registry
system for automatic updates, open Internetcleaner.RAM and Virtual Memory SettingsWhen
Explorer, click on Tools, then Windowsyou run out of physical (RAM) memory, Windows
Update.Clean out Viruses and MalwareAre youwill use a check of your hard disk to create
running a good anti-virus program, withvirtual memory. This is a nice feature,
automatic updates? Have you scanned yourbecause it allows application programs to
system for spyware, adware and other unwantedaccess huge amounts of memory. The only
pests? If not, see my article "Spy,problem with virtual memory is that it's a
Counter-Spy" at for details on how to protectlot slower than real RAM. So installing extra
yourself from those risks. Viruses andRAM on the system board is a good idea
malware can slow down your system a LOT,because it's pretty cheap and easy to pop in.
because they use your resources to generateFind out how much your system will
popup ads, send spam, and often interfereaccommodate and install the maximum amount.
with the operation of good programs.RemoveExtra RAM will probably do more to boost your
Unnecessary SoftwareYou may have a bunch ofoverall system performance than anything
software packages on your hard drive that areelse! But getting back to Virtual Memory,
no longer needed, or they were gratuitouslyit's wise to let Windows manage the amount,
installed when you downloaded some otherunless you are a Wizard, with a capital W. Go
package. Toolbars, file-sharing programs,to Control Panel / System / Advanced, then
free email enhancers, online shoppingpress the Settings button under Performance.
"companions" and download managers areClick Advanced again, then press the Change
notorious for this practice. These uninvitedbutton under Virtual Memory. If System
guests can put a big drag on your startupmanaged size is selected, you're all set. If
time, cause web pages to load slowly, andyou want to fiddle with the Custom Size
generally bog down your computer. Go tooptions, be my guest!Turn Off Extraneous
Control Panel, then Add/Remove Software toSystem ServicesWe're heading into uber-geek
see what packages are installed. Remove theterritory here, so be forewarned. Windows
ones you know you don't need, and do a webdoesn't know exactly how you're going to use
search to learn about the ones you're notyour computer, so it starts a whole bunch of
sure about.Scrub That Hard DiskBoth Windowssystem services that manage network
and application programs tend to leaveconnections, database access, error
temporary files lying around on your hardreporting, remote access and other
drive, taking up space needlessly. A hardnerdy-sounding things. You may not need all
drive that is close to being full can causethese services, and disabling some of them
Windows to act strangely, and will slow downcan reduce your startup time and system
or interfere with efficient disk access andoverhead. But choosing which ones to nuke is
virtual memory operations. And if you surfa bit daunting, unless you are an expert on
the web a lot, your temporary internet filesWindows operating system internals. Here's my
folder can become quite large, causingadvice... disable only the ones that you're
Internet Explorer to slow down orsure about. If you encounter a problem, you
malfunction. Cleaning up unneeded files,can always go back and turn a service back
scanning for disk errors and defragmentingon.I hope that helps. If you have success
the hard drive can help to restore some zipwith this recipe, let me know, thanks!This
to your system. First, open My Computer,article has been reprinted from: RANKIN
right-click on the C: Drive icon, select...is a tech writer and computer programmer
Properties, then click on Disk Cleanup.who enjoys exploring the Internet and sharing
(Optional: Select the More Options tab tothe fruit of his experience with others. His
find and remove even more unwanted files.) Towork has appeared in ComputerWorld, NetGuide,
run a defrag, open My Computer, right-clickand NY Newsday. Bob is publisher of the
on the C: Drive icon, select Properties, thenInternet TOURBUS newsletter, and author of
Tools. Click the Check Now button to scanseveral computer books.



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